SPRING IS THE THING: UPCOMING SHOWS AND MUSINGS…..

WHILE THE REST OF THE WORLD IS SEEMINGLY DEVOLVING, WE HERE AT ACTUARY HAVE BEEN HARD AT WORK ADVANCING OUR SOUND PASSIONS, SHARPENING OUR SWORDS, AND RAISING OUR OWN PERSONAL AUDIO “BAR”….YET TIME FLIES WHEN YOUR HAVING FUN AND ITS ALMOST TIME TO GO OUT AND “PUT IT DOWN” IN THE LIVE ARENA……..

THE FIRST OF WHICH IS THE HANDBAG FACTORY’S SIX YEAR ANNIVERSARY. YEAH, IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS ONLY YESTERDAY WE PLAYED THE FIRST SHOW THERE AND HAVE BEEN HONORED TO BE ABLE TO WATCH THE PLACE GROW AND EVOLVE, AS WELL AS HONORED TO BE A PART OF THIS MASSIVE TWO DAY PARTY……..ACTUARY WILL PLAY THE FRIDAY OF THE TWO DATES, DETAILS FORTHCOMING AS THEY ROLL THROUGH….

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THE FOLLOWING MONTH WILL BRING US TO THIS MAMMOTH BASTARD…….YES, SUMMER GRIND FEST IS GONNA BE ALL SORTS OF CRAZY…….WHILE THE SHOW IS MOSTLY GRINDCORE, WE ARE GONNA BRING THE NOISE AS WELL AS THE GRIND IN AN EPIC SONG FOR SONG BATTLE WITH GODS AMERICA. WE ARE EXCITED TO BRING THE BLAST BEATS, NOISE, AND THIS TIME SCREAMS……..WE GO ON ROUND 6 OR 7…..NOT TO BE MISSED! MORE DETAILS AS WELL AS THEY COME THROUGH…..

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MORE SHOWS IN THE WORKS FOR THIS SUMMER AS WELL AS HITTING THE ROAD AND GOING UP NORTH FOR A FEW DATES IN THE FALL…….MORE SOON ON THAT AS IT DEVELOPS. WE ARE CURRENTLY PUTTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON THE BASTARD NOISE SPLIT AS WELL AS THE TRACKS FOR THE BLSPHM SPLIT……GOING TO BE SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT AS FAR AS  OUR OUTPUT IS CONCERNED.

THERE’S STILL SOME MAMMOTH RELEASES ON THE VERGE OF SEEING DAYLIGHT AS WELL…….OUR SPLIT WITH BLUE SABBATH BLACK CHEER AND A TAPE ON CIPHER PRODUCTIONS JUST TO NAME A FEW. NATURALLY WE’LL UPDATE YOU AS WE GET INFO!

WE’LL START WORK ON RELEASES WITH +DOG+, ASTRO, AND A LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THE LOVE EARTH MUSIC BANDCAMP, WHICH BY THE WAY HAS A NEW PULSATING CYST SINGLE UP……..CHECK IT:

https://loveearthmusic.bandcamp.com/

YEAH, WE STAYS BUSY…..YOU KNOW HOW WE ROLL. EXCITED FOR OUR UPCOMING RELEASES AND THESE MAMMOTH SHOWS…….WE HOPE YOU ARE AS WELL…..IF NOT, OH WELL, GO FUCK YOURSELF……HA HA. JUST KIDDING…..SORT OF 🙂

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WE CANT WAIT…….BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WE’LL HAVE TO. WE’LL PUT SOME NEW MUSIC TEASERS UP AS THEY ROLL IN AND WE HOPE TO SEE SOME OF YOUR MUGS SOON!

MANY PRAISES.

MANY PRIASES

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THE ACTUARY/SEAMSTRESS IS GO!

THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS………ALL THE AUDIO EVIL YOU CAN HANDLE, ALL IN ONE BEAUTEOUSLY PACKED CASSETTE FOR YOUR LISTENING DISPLEASURE.

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WE’VE BEEN GOING ON ABOUT THIS FOR A MINUTE NOW SO YOU KNOW THE SCORE…….. ABOUT 20 MINUTES PER SIDE OF THE HARSH AMBIENT PARADOX THAT YOU SO DESIRE IN YOUR LIFE, PICK ONE UP HERE:

http://skintraderecordings.blogspot.com/

A FEW ARTIST COPIES ARE AVAILABLE FROM US AS WELL SO PICK ONE UP WHILE YOU CAN. WE CANT THANK EVERYONE ONE ENOUGH……..MANY THANKS TO OUR BOYS IN SEAMSTRESS AND SKIN TRADE RECORDINGS FOR PUTTING TOGETHER SUCH AN AWESOME RELEASE, AS WELL AS A THE RELEASE PARTY…….MANY THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CAME OUT AND CHILLED WITH US ON THE RAINY ROOFTOP NIGHT….SHIT WAS AWESOME.

AS YOU WERE……BACK TO THE GRIND. MORE SOON AND MANY PRAISES!

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NEW YEAR, NEW NOISE, NEW DESTRUCTION…….

WE’VE BEEN HELLA BUSY OVER HERE AT ACTUARIAL HEADQUARTERS RECORDING QUITE A BARRAGE OF SOUND SORCERY, INDUSTRIAL RHYTHMIC HARSH CHAOS, AND SCREAMS SO HEAVY AND DARK IT GIVES THE DEAD CHILLS…….SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW? GLAD YOU ASKED…..

OUR FIRST SHOW COMES IN THE FORM OF A RELEASE PARTY PUT ON BY SKIN TRADE RECORDS IN HONOR OF OUR SPLIT RELEASE WITH SEAMSTRESS……THIS WILL BE IN L.A. AT OUR FAVORITE HAUNT THE HANDBAG FACTORY, AND COPIES OF OUR TRAVAIL WILL BE ON HAND, AS WELL AS SUPPORT FROM SOME OF THE WORLDS BEST.

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THE SHOW WILL BE THE BEE’S KNEES FOR SURE…….WE WILL PUT A LINK UP WHEN THE RELEASE IS READY TO ORDER ON THE INTERWEBS……UNTIL THEN ENLIGHTEN YOURSELF WITH A TRACK OFF THE ACTUARY SIDE:

EVER ONCE IN A WHILE WE HERE AT ACTUARY HAVE TO GET OUR “GRIND” ON AS THOSE THAT KNOW, KNOW, WE HAVE A SPECIAL SPECIAL PLACE IN OUR DARK HEARTS FOR THE BLAST BEATS AND HEAVY BREAKDOWNS………SO WE ARE “PUTTING” THE BAND BACK TOGETHER FOR THIS EVER SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE PART IN THIS YEARS SUMMER GRIND FEST 2017……AS I LOOK AT THE ROSTER AND SEE SO MANY GREAT ACTS I THINK OH SHIT…….BATTLING GOD’S AMERICA TO BOOT? YES……THE “HEAT” IS DEFINITELY ON. NOT FOR THE FEIGN OF HEART……IF THATS YOU, GO FUCK YOURSELF. THIS SHIT WILL RULE. MORE SOON ON THAT……

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OH, AND HERE’S THE COVER TO THE SPLIT WITH THE MIGHTY BLUE SABBATH BLACK CHEER DONE BY THE EVER TALENTED DEMIAN JOHNSTON……..COMING OUT AT SOME POINT ONT HE FUSTY CUNT LABEL. KEEP YER EYES AND EARS PEELED…..(YES…..SQUEAL! I KNOW.)

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THE MAJORITY OF OUR RECORDING EFFORTS AS OF LATE HAVE BEEN GOING TOWARDS FINISH UP OUR SPLIT WITH BLSHPM ON GRIMOIRE TAPES AND OUR SPLIT WITH BASTARD NOISE DUE OUT THIS YEAR AT SOME POINT ON DEEP SIX RECORDS (I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW EXCITED ABOUT THAT WE ARE)…….WE SHOULD BE RELEASING AN BANDCAMP SPLIT RELEASE ILLINOIS NOISE INFIRMARY THAT WILL BE OUT OF THIS WORLD AND SURE TO SATISFY THAT SOUND FETISH YOU HAVE…..

SOON WE WILL BEGIN WORKING ON COLLABORATIONS WITH TOM HALL, MEGATON LEVIATHAN AS WELL AS SPLIT VINYL RELEASES WITH ASTRO AND OAKLANDS TERROR CELL UNIT AND MORE! ITS GONNA BE A WILD RIDE……..NO BIG PLANS TO TRAVEL AS OF NOW AS WE ARE VERY BUSY, BUT THINGS WILL HOPEFULLY CHANGE TOWARDS THE END OF THE YEAR…….

NOT TRYING TO TOP WHAT WE DID LAST YEAR EITHER…….CAUSE THAT SHIT AIN’T EASY. BUT WE WILL CERTAINLY TRY OUR BEST. MOST LIKELY THE BEST YEAR WE HAVE HAD AS A GROUP THUS FAR HAVING FINALLY REACHED JAPAN AS WELL AS BEING GIVEN THE CHANCE TO PUT OUT SOME SERIOUS RELEASES WITH SOME OF OUR FAVORITE ARTISTS……ALL THIS BECAUSE OF THE SUPPORT OF EVERYONE WHO HAS THROWN A DOLLAR OUR WAY, BOUGHT A RELEASE, CAME TO A SHOW, OR JUST TAPPED THAT LIKE OR FAVORITE BUTTON……..FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR GREY EMPTY HEARST WE THANK YOU……YOU ARE THE BLOOD IN OUR VEINS.

MUCH PRAISE TO YOU AND YOURS IN 2017!

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ACTUARY: LIVE ON KFJC.

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SUNDAY YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD NIHILIST AUDIO DEVIANTS #ACTUARY (P. MAJORS & D. JOHNSTON) WILL BE GUESTS LIVE IN THE STUDIO HOSTED BY THE EVER GRACIOUS DJ HONEYBEAR. WE’RE GONNA BEAM SONIC VARIABLES AND OBSCURED VOCAL EVIL STRAIGHT TO YOUR DIGITAL DOORSTEP VIA FM RADIO WAVES AND LIGHT REFRACTING MAGIC TUBES……YOU KNOW THE SCORE. CALL IN, TUNE IN, AND SOAK IN SOME ORCHESTRATED NOISE MEDITATIONS !!

WE’ll BEGIN LIVE TRANSMISSIONS @ 1:30 PM

OCTOBER 9 2016
KFJC.ORG
89.7 ON YOUR FM DIAL OUT OF
LOS ALTOS, CA

MANY PRAISES!

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IN THE FLESH:UPCOMING LIVE ARICULAR PINISHMENT

WE JUMPED ON A COUPLE OF COOL SHOWS IN THE COMING WEEKS. CASE IN POINT, THIS AWESOME SHOW PUT ON BY THE ZERO COLLECTIVE FEATURING RUBBER-O-CEMENT AND PULSATING CYST AND SOME OTHER GOOD EAR CHEER THATS BOUND TO TICKLE YOUR SOUND PICKLE…….NOT TO BE MISSED!

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LATER, IN AROUND THE FIRST WEEK IN OCTOBER, WE HEAD UP TO THE BAY FOR PANCAKES AND HARSH NOISE AT THE TIME HONORED TRADITION THAT IS KNOWN AS GODWAFFLE PANCAKES……..WE GOT OUR EYES ON A COUPLE TASTY STACKS: BLUEBERRY AND STRIATIONS…….IF YOURE IN THE AREA, PLEASE STOP BY AND FILL UP ON SOUND AND PANCAKE HAPPINESS.

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WE MAY OR MAY NOT STOP BY OAKLAND TO SPREAD THE SONIC GOSPEL…….ANNOUNCEMENTS SHALL BE MADE IF THATS THE CASE. AT ANY RATE WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE.

STILL WORKING ON OUR SPLITS WITH SEAMSTRESS (OF WHICH WILL NOW BE PUT OUT ON THE LABEL SKIN TRADE RECORDS  http://skintraderecordings.blogspot.com/ ) AND BASTARD NOISE…….ALSO HEADING BACK IN TO FINISH WORKING ON OUR SPLIT WITH MEGATON LEVIATHAN………MORE ON THAT SOON!

OVERWHELMED WITH THE LOVE, SUPPORT, AND POSITIVE FEEDBACK WE’VE BEEN GETTING……..AS ALWAYS, THANK YOU AND MANY PRAISES!

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NEW DEATHSTENCH/ACTUARY SPLIT LP OUT NOW!

THE WAIT IS OVER……….KING OF THE MONSTERS RECORDS IS NOW SHIPPING THE  SPLIT BETWEEN OURSELVES AND LOS ANGELES ALLIES IN SOUND DEATHSTENCH!

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WITH BEAUTIFULLY HORRIFIC ART BY JOHN PAUL WHETZEL, THIS SPLIT LP COMES PRESSED ON TRANSLUCENT GREEN MARBLED WAX AND EVERY BIT SOUNDS AS INTENSE AS THIS RELEASE LOOKS. DEATHSTENCH, LIKE ACTUARY, SCORE THE SOUNDS OF THE APOCALYPSE, AND THIS RELEASE LEAVES YOU TO YOUR OWN DEVICES IN NO-MANS LAND. LISTEN TO THE ACTUARY TRACK “WORLD IN SHADOWS” HERE AND SEE FOR YOURSELF:

WE ARE IN LOVE WITH THE WAY THIS RECORD CAME OUT AND CANNOT THANK THOSE ENOUGH THAT WERE INVOLVED. MUCH THANKS AND RESPECT GOES OUT TO DEATHSTENCH AND KING OF THE MONSTERS FOR MAKING THIS NIGHTMARE A REALITY! ORDERS START SHIPPING THIS WEEK, AND WITH ONLY 195 MADE THEY WILL BE SURE TO GO FAST. GET YOUR FIX HERE STRAIGHT FROM THE DEALER:

http://kingofthemonstersrecords.bigcartel.com/product/deathstench-actuary-split-lp

A FEW COPIES WILL BE IN THE DISTRO AT OUR SHOWS AS WELL……JUST HIT US UP. MORE ABOUT THOSE UPCOMING SHOWS SOON! IN THE MEANTIME, BUG OUT ON THIS RECORD AND FREE YOURSELF IN THE VOID OF SONIC TRANSCENDENCE.

MANY PRAISES!

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NEW SPLIT WITH LES HOMMES-CHIENS OUT NOW!

YES! THATS RIGHT……FOR ALL YOU LOVERS OF ALL THINGS DARK AND ERIE SOUNDING, YOUR SHIP HAS COME IN! OUT NOW ON GBS RECORDS IN CANADA, THIS TAPE BOASTS SOME TRANSCENDENTAL EVIL DRONES FROM MONTREAL BASED BROTHERS IN SOUND LES HOMMES-CHIENS! (THATS “THE DOG MEN” FOR ALL YOU NON FRENCHES OUT THERE).

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THE OTHER SIDE IS ROUNDED OUT WITH THREE TRACKS BY YOURS TRULY……..SOME LIGHTER ACTUARY WITH MORE FOCUS ON BEAT AND SYNTH TEXTURES, BUT WITH ALL THE GRIT AND ANGST YOU’VE COME TO EXPECT. THE RELEASE IS NOW AVAILABLE BOTH AS A CASSETTE AND DIGITAL DOWNLOAD FROM THE LABELS BANDCAMP HERE.

CHECK OUT ONE OF OUR TRACKS “PRESCRIPTION VOID” TO COP A FEEL:

THIS RELEASE IS LIMITED TO 90 COPIES……..YOU CAN ALSO BUY ONE FROM US HERE IN THE STATES BY EMAILING TASTETHEBURN (at) YAHOO.COM.

WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK JOCE AND L.H.C. AS WELL AS GBS RECORDS FOR THEIR HELP IN MAKING THIS HAPPEN AND MAKING IT LOOK AS GOOD AS IT SOUNDS!

BACK TO THE LAB FOR MORE TESTING……..MUCH PRAISE!

 

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HOT AND HEAVY WITH A 100% CHANCE OF NOISE DESTRUCTION…..

TAKE A BREAK FROM THE HEAT AND WORLD DOWNFALL (YES, YOU CAN ENJOY YOURSELF) AND COME ON DOWN TO OUR NEXT INVOCATION AS WE SUPPORT FRIEND AND HERO FACIALMESS DURING HIS  BRIEF VISIT TO LOS ANGELES FROM JAPAN…….

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WHILE IT WILL DEFINITELY BE “COOL” THE SUPPORTING ACTS PROMISE TO MAKE IT ALL THE MORE HOTTER. BE THERE YOU SQUARE!

MORE SHOWS ON THE HORIZON….WE’LL BE SUPPORTING SOME ACTS OUT HERE IN SEPTEMBER AS WELL AND MAKE A TRIP TO SAN FRANCISCO IN EARLY OCTOBER!

OUR SPLIT WITH DEATHSTENCH HAS BEEN APPROVED AND SHOULD BE COMING DOWN THE PIPELINE SOON VIA KING OF THE MONSTERS. OUR SPLIT WITH LES HOMMES CHIENS SHOULD BE FINISHED VERY SOON……MORE ON THAT WHEN IT “DROPS”.

WE’VE ALSO BEEN RECORDING LIKE CRAZY…….WITH MUCH MORE SICKNESS COMING. WE RECENTLY HAVE RECORDED FOR OUR SPLIT TAPE WITH SEAMSTRESS ON CRYPTIC CAROUSEL AS WELL AS A TRACK FOR THE SPLIT 7″ WITH BASTARD NOISE ON DEEP SIX RECORDS……

NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED EXISTENCE.

MANY PRAISES!

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SUMMER SPLIT STORMS

AS ALWAYS, THINGS SEEM TO HEAT UP AROUND SUMMER WITH A SLEW OF ACTUARIAL HAPPENINGS IN THE RELEASE WORLD. CASE IN POINT, ACTUARY’S MAMMOTH NOISEGRIND SPLIT WITH FETUS EATERS IS NOW AVAILABLE VIA AGROMOSH RECORDS…

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ORIGINALLY RELEASED ON GRINDCORE KARAOKE AND RECORDED AT THE HANDBAG FACTORY IN LOS ANGELES, THIS BAD-BOY HAS BEEN REDESIGNED WITH NEW ART WORK AND FORGED WITHIN A RED PLASTIC CASING FOR YOUR PHYSICAL ENJOYMENT…..AND EDITION OF 200, YOU CAN GET YOURS FROM US, OR HIT UP THE LABEL AT:

http://www.agromosh.com/product/actuary-fetus-eaters-ultrasound-split-tape

WE’D LIKE TO THANK BLISTERED MIND FOR RE-RELEASING THIS CLASSIC HIT IN EPIC FORM, MAKING IT LOOK AS BAD ASS AS IT IS.

WE’VE ALSO FINISHED UP OUR SPLIT FOR THE CANADIAN FRIENDS LES HOMMES-CHIENS FOR A TAPE RELEASE ON GBS RECORDS OUT OF CANADA AS WELL. HERE’S A LITTLE GLIMPSE OF SOME OF THE STUNNING ARTWORK BY JOCE FROM L.H.C….

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IT WILL BE A NICE 2O MINUTE RIDE INTO SOME OF ACTUARY’S SOFTER SIDE…..FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM. TO HELP EXPLAIN WHAT WE MEAN, HERE’S A LITTLE SAMPLE OF WHATS GOING ON:

A LOVELY LITTLE SONIC RIDE FOR SURE. MORE ON THAT AS IT DEVELOPS. IN OTHER NEWS, EVERYTHING HAS BEEN SENT OUT TO PRESS FOR THE SPLIT LP WITH DEATHSTENCH……NOW WE WAIT. UNTIL THEN, WE ARE HEADED BACK INTO THE STUDIO FOR MOST OF THE SUMMER TO WORK ON SOME NEW IDEAS FOR OUR SPLITS WITH MEGATON LEVIATHAN AND SEAMSTRESS (AMONG OTHERS)…..

SOME SHOWS ARE IN THE WORKS TOO………OF COURSE WE’LL KEEP YOU POSTED.

 

MANY PRAISES AND MUCH LOVE.

 

 

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JAPAN NOISINGS

I CANNOT THANK EVERYONE ENOUGH FOR THEIR HELP AND SUPPORT WITH OUR JAPANESE JAUNT……IT WAS THEE MOST FUN WE HAVE HAD IN A WHILE FOR SURE, AND WITH MINIMAL TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES AND EQUIPMENT, TORE SHIT UP IN A BIG WAY WITH SOME OF JAPANS FINEST! THE JAPANESE HOSPITALITY AND SUPPORT WAS OFF THE CHARTS, AND WE CANT WAIT TO COME BACK! BELOW IS THE END OF OUR SET AT OUR LAST SHOW IN ASAGUYA……THANKS TO FACIALMESS FOR THE VIDEO!

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