HOT AND HEAVY WITH A 100% CHANCE OF NOISE DESTRUCTION…..

TAKE A BREAK FROM THE HEAT AND WORLD DOWNFALL (YES, YOU CAN ENJOY YOURSELF) AND COME ON DOWN TO OUR NEXT INVOCATION AS WE SUPPORT FRIEND AND HERO FACIALMESS DURING HIS  BRIEF VISIT TO LOS ANGELES FROM JAPAN…….

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WHILE IT WILL DEFINITELY BE “COOL” THE SUPPORTING ACTS PROMISE TO MAKE IT ALL THE MORE HOTTER. BE THERE YOU SQUARE!

MORE SHOWS ON THE HORIZON….WE’LL BE SUPPORTING SOME ACTS OUT HERE IN SEPTEMBER AS WELL AND MAKE A TRIP TO SAN FRANCISCO IN EARLY OCTOBER!

OUR SPLIT WITH DEATHSTENCH HAS BEEN APPROVED AND SHOULD BE COMING DOWN THE PIPELINE SOON VIA KING OF THE MONSTERS. OUR SPLIT WITH LES HOMMES CHIENS SHOULD BE FINISHED VERY SOON……MORE ON THAT WHEN IT “DROPS”.

WE’VE ALSO BEEN RECORDING LIKE CRAZY…….WITH MUCH MORE SICKNESS COMING. WE RECENTLY HAVE RECORDED FOR OUR SPLIT TAPE WITH SEAMSTRESS ON CRYPTIC CAROUSEL AS WELL AS A TRACK FOR THE SPLIT 7″ WITH BASTARD NOISE ON DEEP SIX RECORDS……

NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED EXISTENCE.

MANY PRAISES!

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SUMMER SPLIT STORMS

AS ALWAYS, THINGS SEEM TO HEAT UP AROUND SUMMER WITH A SLEW OF ACTUARIAL HAPPENINGS IN THE RELEASE WORLD. CASE IN POINT, ACTUARY’S MAMMOTH NOISEGRIND SPLIT WITH FETUS EATERS IS NOW AVAILABLE VIA AGROMOSH RECORDS…

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ORIGINALLY RELEASED ON GRINDCORE KARAOKE AND RECORDED AT THE HANDBAG FACTORY IN LOS ANGELES, THIS BAD-BOY HAS BEEN REDESIGNED WITH NEW ART WORK AND FORGED WITHIN A RED PLASTIC CASING FOR YOUR PHYSICAL ENJOYMENT…..AND EDITION OF 200, YOU CAN GET YOURS FROM US, OR HIT UP THE LABEL AT:

http://www.agromosh.com/product/actuary-fetus-eaters-ultrasound-split-tape

WE’D LIKE TO THANK BLISTERED MIND FOR RE-RELEASING THIS CLASSIC HIT IN EPIC FORM, MAKING IT LOOK AS BAD ASS AS IT IS.

WE’VE ALSO FINISHED UP OUR SPLIT FOR THE CANADIAN FRIENDS LES HOMMES-CHIENS FOR A TAPE RELEASE ON GBS RECORDS OUT OF CANADA AS WELL. HERE’S A LITTLE GLIMPSE OF SOME OF THE STUNNING ARTWORK BY JOCE FROM L.H.C….

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IT WILL BE A NICE 2O MINUTE RIDE INTO SOME OF ACTUARY’S SOFTER SIDE…..FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM. TO HELP EXPLAIN WHAT WE MEAN, HERE’S A LITTLE SAMPLE OF WHATS GOING ON:

A LOVELY LITTLE SONIC RIDE FOR SURE. MORE ON THAT AS IT DEVELOPS. IN OTHER NEWS, EVERYTHING HAS BEEN SENT OUT TO PRESS FOR THE SPLIT LP WITH DEATHSTENCH……NOW WE WAIT. UNTIL THEN, WE ARE HEADED BACK INTO THE STUDIO FOR MOST OF THE SUMMER TO WORK ON SOME NEW IDEAS FOR OUR SPLITS WITH MEGATON LEVIATHAN AND SEAMSTRESS (AMONG OTHERS)…..

SOME SHOWS ARE IN THE WORKS TOO………OF COURSE WE’LL KEEP YOU POSTED.

 

MANY PRAISES AND MUCH LOVE.

 

 

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JAPAN NOISINGS

I CANNOT THANK EVERYONE ENOUGH FOR THEIR HELP AND SUPPORT WITH OUR JAPANESE JAUNT……IT WAS THEE MOST FUN WE HAVE HAD IN A WHILE FOR SURE, AND WITH MINIMAL TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES AND EQUIPMENT, TORE SHIT UP IN A BIG WAY WITH SOME OF JAPANS FINEST! THE JAPANESE HOSPITALITY AND SUPPORT WAS OFF THE CHARTS, AND WE CANT WAIT TO COME BACK! BELOW IS THE END OF OUR SET AT OUR LAST SHOW IN ASAGUYA……THANKS TO FACIALMESS FOR THE VIDEO!

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SEE YOU SOON JAPAN!

PLEASE COME OUT AND SAY  HI IF YOU ARE IN THE TOKYO AREA…..LIVE FULL BLOWN EVIL HARSH NOISE “ANALOG AUIDIO ORDNANCE” IN EFFECT!

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TOKYO DATES ARE SET!

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HONORED TO BE PLAYING THREE DATES IN AND AROUND TOKYO WITH SOME OF JAPAN’S BEST….MORE DETAILS SOON!

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THE GOSPEL OF ACTUARY: NEWS FROM THE PULPIT

DID YOU KNOW JESUS WAS AN AVID NOISE FREAK? ITS TRUE……HE WAS INTO CARPENTRY, ELECTRONICS, WINE MAKING….
TO CELEBRATE HIS ZOMBIE LIKE RESURRECTION, WE OFFER UP THIS BRAND SPANKIN NEW NIHILISTIC ANTI RELIGIOUS SOUND DESTRUCTION PIECE: A NEW TRACK OFF OF THE FORTHCOMING SPLIT WITH DEATHSTENCH!

“RUTHLESS THOUGHT MACHINE” IS ON OF THREE TRACKS ON THE ACTUARY SIDE. THIS WILL BE A SPLIT L.P. PUT OUT BY THE MIGHTY KING OF THE MONSTERS RECORD DUE OUT LATER THIS YEAR. WE ARE BOTH EXCITED AND HONORED TO BE WORKING WITH BOTH TEAMS ON MAKING THIS EPIC RELEASE……MORE ON THAT SOON!

WE SHOULD ALSO HAVE ALL THE INFO FOR OUR JAPAN TOUR HERE SOON……..PUTTING THE FINAL TOUCHES ON THAT, HOPING TO HAVE NEW SHIRTS AND OTHER GOODIES AS WELL. IN THE MEANTIME WE HAVE ALSO BEEN PUTTING THE FINAL TOUCHES ON OUR SPLIT TAPE WITH BETE LUMINEUSE ON CANADA’S GBS RECORDS! ALSO: THE SPLIT WITH BLUE SABBATH BLACK CHEER WILL NOW IN FACT BE A ONE SIDED 12″, AND BE PUT OUT BY FUSTY CUNT RECORDS SOMETIME THIS YEAR.VERY STOKED ON THAT……ULTIMATELY LEAVING US IN SPOT TO WHERE WE CAN HOPEFULLY FINISH WORK FOR FUTURE RELEASES WITH BLSPHM, BASTARD NOISE, MEGATON LEVIATHAN, AND SEAMSTRESS!

GONNA BE A BUSY YEAR……MORE SOON, AND MANY PRAISES.

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ACTUARY JAPAN TOUR

YES! WE WILL BE PLAYING A FEW DATES IN THE END OF APRIL IN AND AROUND TOKYO…..

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VALENTINES DAY SONIC MASSACRE: ACTUARY AND GNAW THEIR TONGUES

YES, IT IS HERE! COURTESY OF THE EVER MIGHTY BLACK HORIZONS, THE CULMINATION OF ALL YOUR WORST FEARS IS NOW AVAILABLE IN 12″ FORMAT AND AVAILABLE NOW THROUGH THE LINK ASUNDER:

http://www.black-horizons.com/bh84.html

YEARS WORTH OF AUDIO LOVE MAKING WENT INTO MAKING THIS BEAUTIFULLY WRETCHED RELEASE, AND THE PROOF IS IN THE ROTTING PUDDING……MANY THANKS TO BH FOR DOING SUCH AN EXEMPLARY JOB IN DOING ONLY THEIR BEST WITH EVERY RELEASE AND JOSH HYDEMAN FOR HIS COLD, LOVELY PICTURES WHICH ADORN THE OUTER COVERS………MANY PRAISES!

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WE COULD NOT BE HAPPIER. LIMITED TO 300 COPIES WITH 100 OF THEM BEING OF THE DIRTIEST YELLOW COLOR WE COULD FIND. MANY THANKS AGAIN TO GNAW THEIR TONGUES FOR BRINGING THE SICKNESS AND MALARIA WITH US. GRAB IT NOW BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS. LISTEN TO A TRACK OFF THE ACTUARY SIDE CALLED “CONCRETE OUTINGS”……..ITS GOT ALL THE “HEAVY METAL” YOU NEED.

THANKS ALSO TO THOSE WHO HAVE ALL BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THIS AS WELL AS OTHER RELEASES WHICH ARE SLOWLY CHURNING OUT OF THE ETHER AS WE SPEAK. WE GOT SOME EXCITING NEWS COMING AS WELL AS SOME OTHER ZOOM ZOOMS AND WHAM WHAMS COMING AROUND THE CORNER SOON………STAY TUNED, AND AS ALWAYS, MUCH RESPECT.

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2016: YEAR OF THE MONKEY AND MASSIVE SOUND DESTRUCTION

WELL THAT’S APPROPRIATE. LETS JUST GO APESHIT SHALL WE? WE WERE HOPING WE’D ALL BE ROBOTS BY NOW. ANOTHER YEAR OF NOISE PROVOCATION? YOU BETCHA……NO REAL HOVERBOARDS TO RIDE YET ANYWAYS.
2015 HAD SOME HANGUPS, BUT OVERALL A GOOD YEAR AND WE FELT THE LOVE. ALL AND ALL, GLAD IT IS GONE AND LOOKING FORWARD TO STAYING EXTRA BUSY IN 2016.

SOME NEW PROJECTS THAT ARE IN THE WORKS  ARE  A SPLIT 10″ WITH DEATHSTENCH  (LA) , A SPLIT TAPE WITH SEAMSTRESS (LA), AS WELL A NEW SPLIT TAPE WITH THE MIGHTY BETE LUMINUSE! THAT AND MORE…

STILL WORKING ON OUR TRACKS FOR OUR RELEASE ON KING OF THE MONSTERS, AS WELL AS OUR TRACKS FOR THE BASTARD NOISE, WADGE, AND BLSPM SPLITS…….SOON.

OUR SPLIT 12″ WITH GNAW THEIR TONGUES IS BACK FROM THE PRESSING PLANT AND ABOUT TO TOUCH DOWN ANY MINUTE. KEEP AN EYE ON BLACK HORIZONS FOR THAT. OUR BLUE SABBATH BLACK CHEER SPLIT 10″ SHOULD BE FOLLOWING SHORTLY AFTER.

IN THE MEANTIME WE ARE MULLING OVER NEW SHIRT DESIGNS AND PLACES TO VISIT THIS YEAR……..SOME WEST COAST DATES ARE IMMINENT, BUT PERHAPS SOMEWHERES ELSE AS WELL……

THANKS AS ALWAYS FOR YOUR SUPPORT…….IF WE DONT GET DONE IN BY OUR OWN “HUMANITY”, THIS YEAR IS LOOKING TO BE A GOOD ONE ALREADY. MORE SOON, AND MANY PRAISES IN THE NEW YEAR.

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THANKS BUT NO THANKS

 

 

 

 

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COME ON DOWN AS WE HIDE FROM  TRYPTOPHAN AND BLACK FRIDAY ZOMBIES AND CELEBRATE THE FIRST RELEASE OF OUR FRIENDS SEAMSTRESS FROM RIGHT HERE IN GOOD OL LOS ANGELES. ALONG FOR THE FUN WILL BE SELENA CROSS, GORGONIZED DORKS, AND FRAIL DIGIT LAMBS TONGUE. AT THE HANDBAG THIS FRIDAY THE 27 OF NOVEMBER 2015. THE COST IS $5 AND THE DOORS AT 9PM WITH THE SHOW TO START SOON AFTER………..SEE YOU THERE TURKEYS.

 

 

 

MUCH PRAISE.

 

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