ACTUARYSOUND

SUNDAY YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD NIHILIST AUDIO DEVIANTS #ACTUARY (P. MAJORS & D. JOHNSTON) WILL BE GUESTS LIVE IN THE STUDIO HOSTED BY THE EVER GRACIOUS DJ HONEYBEAR. WE’RE GONNA BEAM SONIC VARIABLES AND OBSCURED VOCAL EVIL STRAIGHT TO YOUR DIGITAL DOORSTEP VIA FM RADIO WAVES AND LIGHT REFRACTING MAGIC TUBES……YOU KNOW THE SCORE. CALL IN, TUNE IN, AND SOAK IN SOME ORCHESTRATED NOISE MEDITATIONS !!

WE’ll BEGIN LIVE TRANSMISSIONS @ 1:30 PM

OCTOBER 9 2016
KFJC.ORG
89.7 ON YOUR FM DIAL OUT OF
LOS ALTOS, CA

MANY PRAISES!

WE JUMPED ON A COUPLE OF COOL SHOWS IN THE COMING WEEKS. CASE IN POINT, THIS AWESOME SHOW PUT ON BY THE ZERO COLLECTIVE FEATURING RUBBER-O-CEMENT AND PULSATING CYST AND SOME OTHER GOOD EAR CHEER THATS BOUND TO TICKLE YOUR SOUND PICKLE…….NOT TO BE MISSED!

LATER, IN AROUND THE FIRST WEEK IN OCTOBER, WE HEAD UP TO THE BAY FOR PANCAKES AND HARSH NOISE AT THE TIME HONORED TRADITION THAT IS KNOWN AS GODWAFFLE PANCAKES……..WE GOT OUR EYES ON A COUPLE TASTY STACKS: BLUEBERRY AND STRIATIONS…….IF YOURE IN THE AREA, PLEASE STOP BY AND FILL UP ON SOUND AND PANCAKE HAPPINESS.

WE MAY OR MAY NOT STOP BY OAKLAND TO SPREAD THE SONIC GOSPEL…….ANNOUNCEMENTS SHALL BE MADE IF THATS THE CASE. AT ANY RATE WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE.

STILL WORKING ON OUR SPLITS WITH SEAMSTRESS (OF WHICH WILL NOW BE PUT OUT ON THE LABEL SKIN TRADE RECORDS  http://skintraderecordings.blogspot.com/ ) AND BASTARD NOISE…….ALSO HEADING BACK IN TO FINISH WORKING ON OUR SPLIT WITH MEGATON LEVIATHAN………MORE ON THAT SOON!

OVERWHELMED WITH THE LOVE, SUPPORT, AND POSITIVE FEEDBACK WE’VE BEEN GETTING……..AS ALWAYS, THANK YOU AND MANY PRAISES!

THE WAIT IS OVER……….KING OF THE MONSTERS RECORDS IS NOW SHIPPING THE  SPLIT BETWEEN OURSELVES AND LOS ANGELES ALLIES IN SOUND DEATHSTENCH!

WITH BEAUTIFULLY HORRIFIC ART BY JOHN PAUL WHETZEL, THIS SPLIT LP COMES PRESSED ON TRANSLUCENT GREEN MARBLED WAX AND EVERY BIT SOUNDS AS INTENSE AS THIS RELEASE LOOKS. DEATHSTENCH, LIKE ACTUARY, SCORE THE SOUNDS OF THE APOCALYPSE, AND THIS RELEASE LEAVES YOU TO YOUR OWN DEVICES IN NO-MANS LAND. LISTEN TO THE ACTUARY TRACK “WORLD IN SHADOWS” HERE AND SEE FOR YOURSELF:

WE ARE IN LOVE WITH THE WAY THIS RECORD CAME OUT AND CANNOT THANK THOSE ENOUGH THAT WERE INVOLVED. MUCH THANKS AND RESPECT GOES OUT TO DEATHSTENCH AND KING OF THE MONSTERS FOR MAKING THIS NIGHTMARE A REALITY! ORDERS START SHIPPING THIS WEEK, AND WITH ONLY 195 MADE THEY WILL BE SURE TO GO FAST. GET YOUR FIX HERE STRAIGHT FROM THE DEALER:

http://kingofthemonstersrecords.bigcartel.com/product/deathstench-actuary-split-lp

A FEW COPIES WILL BE IN THE DISTRO AT OUR SHOWS AS WELL……JUST HIT US UP. MORE ABOUT THOSE UPCOMING SHOWS SOON! IN THE MEANTIME, BUG OUT ON THIS RECORD AND FREE YOURSELF IN THE VOID OF SONIC TRANSCENDENCE.

MANY PRAISES!

YES! THATS RIGHT……FOR ALL YOU LOVERS OF ALL THINGS DARK AND ERIE SOUNDING, YOUR SHIP HAS COME IN! OUT NOW ON GBS RECORDS IN CANADA, THIS TAPE BOASTS SOME TRANSCENDENTAL EVIL DRONES FROM MONTREAL BASED BROTHERS IN SOUND LES HOMMES-CHIENS! (THATS “THE DOG MEN” FOR ALL YOU NON FRENCHES OUT THERE).

THE OTHER SIDE IS ROUNDED OUT WITH THREE TRACKS BY YOURS TRULY……..SOME LIGHTER ACTUARY WITH MORE FOCUS ON BEAT AND SYNTH TEXTURES, BUT WITH ALL THE GRIT AND ANGST YOU’VE COME TO EXPECT. THE RELEASE IS NOW AVAILABLE BOTH AS A CASSETTE AND DIGITAL DOWNLOAD FROM THE LABELS BANDCAMP HERE.

CHECK OUT ONE OF OUR TRACKS “PRESCRIPTION VOID” TO COP A FEEL:

THIS RELEASE IS LIMITED TO 90 COPIES……..YOU CAN ALSO BUY ONE FROM US HERE IN THE STATES BY EMAILING TASTETHEBURN (at) YAHOO.COM.

WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK JOCE AND L.H.C. AS WELL AS GBS RECORDS FOR THEIR HELP IN MAKING THIS HAPPEN AND MAKING IT LOOK AS GOOD AS IT SOUNDS!

BACK TO THE LAB FOR MORE TESTING……..MUCH PRAISE!

TAKE A BREAK FROM THE HEAT AND WORLD DOWNFALL (YES, YOU CAN ENJOY YOURSELF) AND COME ON DOWN TO OUR NEXT INVOCATION AS WE SUPPORT FRIEND AND HERO FACIALMESS DURING HIS  BRIEF VISIT TO LOS ANGELES FROM JAPAN…….

WHILE IT WILL DEFINITELY BE “COOL” THE SUPPORTING ACTS PROMISE TO MAKE IT ALL THE MORE HOTTER. BE THERE YOU SQUARE!

MORE SHOWS ON THE HORIZON….WE’LL BE SUPPORTING SOME ACTS OUT HERE IN SEPTEMBER AS WELL AND MAKE A TRIP TO SAN FRANCISCO IN EARLY OCTOBER!

OUR SPLIT WITH DEATHSTENCH HAS BEEN APPROVED AND SHOULD BE COMING DOWN THE PIPELINE SOON VIA KING OF THE MONSTERS. OUR SPLIT WITH LES HOMMES CHIENS SHOULD BE FINISHED VERY SOON……MORE ON THAT WHEN IT “DROPS”.

WE’VE ALSO BEEN RECORDING LIKE CRAZY…….WITH MUCH MORE SICKNESS COMING. WE RECENTLY HAVE RECORDED FOR OUR SPLIT TAPE WITH SEAMSTRESS ON CRYPTIC CAROUSEL AS WELL AS A TRACK FOR THE SPLIT 7″ WITH BASTARD NOISE ON DEEP SIX RECORDS……

NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED EXISTENCE.

MANY PRAISES!

AS ALWAYS, THINGS SEEM TO HEAT UP AROUND SUMMER WITH A SLEW OF ACTUARIAL HAPPENINGS IN THE RELEASE WORLD. CASE IN POINT, ACTUARY’S MAMMOTH NOISEGRIND SPLIT WITH FETUS EATERS IS NOW AVAILABLE VIA AGROMOSH RECORDS…

ORIGINALLY RELEASED ON GRINDCORE KARAOKE AND RECORDED AT THE HANDBAG FACTORY IN LOS ANGELES, THIS BAD-BOY HAS BEEN REDESIGNED WITH NEW ART WORK AND FORGED WITHIN A RED PLASTIC CASING FOR YOUR PHYSICAL ENJOYMENT…..AND EDITION OF 200, YOU CAN GET YOURS FROM US, OR HIT UP THE LABEL AT:

http://www.agromosh.com/product/actuary-fetus-eaters-ultrasound-split-tape

WE’D LIKE TO THANK BLISTERED MIND FOR RE-RELEASING THIS CLASSIC HIT IN EPIC FORM, MAKING IT LOOK AS BAD ASS AS IT IS.

WE’VE ALSO FINISHED UP OUR SPLIT FOR THE CANADIAN FRIENDS LES HOMMES-CHIENS FOR A TAPE RELEASE ON GBS RECORDS OUT OF CANADA AS WELL. HERE’S A LITTLE GLIMPSE OF SOME OF THE STUNNING ARTWORK BY JOCE FROM L.H.C….

IT WILL BE A NICE 2O MINUTE RIDE INTO SOME OF ACTUARY’S SOFTER SIDE…..FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM. TO HELP EXPLAIN WHAT WE MEAN, HERE’S A LITTLE SAMPLE OF WHATS GOING ON:

A LOVELY LITTLE SONIC RIDE FOR SURE. MORE ON THAT AS IT DEVELOPS. IN OTHER NEWS, EVERYTHING HAS BEEN SENT OUT TO PRESS FOR THE SPLIT LP WITH DEATHSTENCH……NOW WE WAIT. UNTIL THEN, WE ARE HEADED BACK INTO THE STUDIO FOR MOST OF THE SUMMER TO WORK ON SOME NEW IDEAS FOR OUR SPLITS WITH MEGATON LEVIATHAN AND SEAMSTRESS (AMONG OTHERS)…..

SOME SHOWS ARE IN THE WORKS TOO………OF COURSE WE’LL KEEP YOU POSTED.

MANY PRAISES AND MUCH LOVE.

I CANNOT THANK EVERYONE ENOUGH FOR THEIR HELP AND SUPPORT WITH OUR JAPANESE JAUNT……IT WAS THEE MOST FUN WE HAVE HAD IN A WHILE FOR SURE, AND WITH MINIMAL TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES AND EQUIPMENT, TORE SHIT UP IN A BIG WAY WITH SOME OF JAPANS FINEST! THE JAPANESE HOSPITALITY AND SUPPORT WAS OFF THE CHARTS, AND WE CANT WAIT TO COME BACK! BELOW IS THE END OF OUR SET AT OUR LAST SHOW IN ASAGUYA……THANKS TO FACIALMESS FOR THE VIDEO!

PLEASE COME OUT AND SAY  HI IF YOU ARE IN THE TOKYO AREA…..LIVE FULL BLOWN EVIL HARSH NOISE “ANALOG AUIDIO ORDNANCE” IN EFFECT!

HONORED TO BE PLAYING THREE DATES IN AND AROUND TOKYO WITH SOME OF JAPAN’S BEST….MORE DETAILS SOON!

DID YOU KNOW JESUS WAS AN AVID NOISE FREAK? ITS TRUE……HE WAS INTO CARPENTRY, ELECTRONICS, WINE MAKING….
TO CELEBRATE HIS ZOMBIE LIKE RESURRECTION, WE OFFER UP THIS BRAND SPANKIN NEW NIHILISTIC ANTI RELIGIOUS SOUND DESTRUCTION PIECE: A NEW TRACK OFF OF THE FORTHCOMING SPLIT WITH DEATHSTENCH!

“RUTHLESS THOUGHT MACHINE” IS ON OF THREE TRACKS ON THE ACTUARY SIDE. THIS WILL BE A SPLIT L.P. PUT OUT BY THE MIGHTY KING OF THE MONSTERS RECORD DUE OUT LATER THIS YEAR. WE ARE BOTH EXCITED AND HONORED TO BE WORKING WITH BOTH TEAMS ON MAKING THIS EPIC RELEASE……MORE ON THAT SOON!

WE SHOULD ALSO HAVE ALL THE INFO FOR OUR JAPAN TOUR HERE SOON……..PUTTING THE FINAL TOUCHES ON THAT, HOPING TO HAVE NEW SHIRTS AND OTHER GOODIES AS WELL. IN THE MEANTIME WE HAVE ALSO BEEN PUTTING THE FINAL TOUCHES ON OUR SPLIT TAPE WITH BETE LUMINEUSE ON CANADA’S GBS RECORDS! ALSO: THE SPLIT WITH BLUE SABBATH BLACK CHEER WILL NOW IN FACT BE A ONE SIDED 12″, AND BE PUT OUT BY FUSTY CUNT RECORDS SOMETIME THIS YEAR.VERY STOKED ON THAT……ULTIMATELY LEAVING US IN SPOT TO WHERE WE CAN HOPEFULLY FINISH WORK FOR FUTURE RELEASES WITH BLSPHM, BASTARD NOISE, MEGATON LEVIATHAN, AND SEAMSTRESS!

GONNA BE A BUSY YEAR……MORE SOON, AND MANY PRAISES.